Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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