her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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