This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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