He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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