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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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