So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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