She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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