using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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