I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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