wat bout pragnant strippers??
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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