Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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