If i come over, it means nothing
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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