Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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