I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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