would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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