so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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