If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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