You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
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I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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