just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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