its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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