I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I need water and some morals
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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