I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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