For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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