that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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