Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
These tits shall not be calmed
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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