everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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