The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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