PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
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Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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