I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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