i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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