You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I touched a dick in church today
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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