Pappa wants mamma naked
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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