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Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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