the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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