There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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