I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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