home. puking in laundry basket.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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