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When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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