I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Randomize