Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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