i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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