do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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