This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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