Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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