The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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