peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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