I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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