i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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