Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I can't trust your balls anymore.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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