Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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